malayalam jokes

• Teacher:   What a pair of strange socks you are wearing, one is green and one is blue with red spots!
  Ramu:       Yes it's really strange. I've got another pair of the same at home.
• Teacher:   Shamu, go to the map and find North America.
  Shamu:     Here it is!
  Teacher:   Correct. Now, Ramu, who discovered America?
  Ramu:       Shamu!
• Teacher:    George Washington not only chopped down his father's Cherry tree, but also
  admitted doing it. Now do you know why his father didn't punish him?"
  Ramu:     "Because George still had the axe in his hand."
• teacher:   Now, children, if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped him, what virtue would
  I be showing?
  Ramu:     Brotherly love.
• Teacher:    What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
  Ramu:    A teacher
• Teacher: Why are you late?
  Ramu: Because of the sign.
  Teacher: What sign?
  Ramu: The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow."
• Teacher: Now, Ramu, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating?
  Ramu: No sir, I don't have to, my mom is a good cook.
• Ramu: "How should I convey the news to my father that I've failed?"
  Shamu: "You just send a telegram: Result declared, past year's performance repeated".
• Ramu, how do you spell "crocodile"?
  Ramu: "K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L"
  Teacher: No, that's wrong
  Ramu: Maybe it's wrong, but you ask me how I spell it!
• Ramu: Dad, can you write in the dark?
  Father: I think so. What do you want me to write?
  Ramu: Your name on this report card.
• sardarji jokes
• One day there was a Bihari going in a Fiat Car at 45KMPH on a highway and enjoying his drive.
  Suddenly a Sardaji came Booiiiiiiiiinnnnnnn on a Honda and peeped into the car and shouted at the Bihari - "Kabhi honda chalaya kya?" and sped off, The Bihari was surprised but he did not bother. After some time the Surd came Booiiiinnnnnnnnnnn... in the opposite direction, peeped into the car and shouted again "kabhi honda chalaya kya?" and sped off , This time the Bihari was annoyed , since the surd was teasing about his driving.
  After some time again the Surd came back speeding and said the same thing peeping into the car. The Bihari was about to say something but the Surd goes off. This time the Bihari increased his speed but suddenly stopped as he found the Surd lying on the road, bleeding. He got down and mocked at the Surd "Kyon Surd , Kabhi Honda chalaye kya?" The Surd said "Wohi to puch raha tha, Mein Brakes ko dhoond rahatha."